Shipwreck Presents: JANE EYRE

Thursday, February 1, 2018 - 7:00pm
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Ah, the classic tale of girl meets boy, boy throws weeks-long house party, boy gets stabbed, boy proposes to girl, girl finds out boy is already married, girl refuses to be mistress, girl leaves and meets another boy, boy lives as a lonely recluse, girl returns to original boy only to find he's been injured in a fire, girl marries boy, they live happily ever after.

Featured writers TBA. Tickets on sale now.

 

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$12 advance, $15 door, ticket includes *open bar* for 21+. Seats tend to sell out fast; we encourage you to buy early. 


Please remember: Shipwreck tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable.

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Welcome, Shipsters, to San Francisco's premier literary erotic fanfiction event

Six Great Writers destroy six notable characters from one Great Book on the first Thursday of every month at our home base, the Booksmith in San Francisco. 

Fics are blind-read by our Thespian-in-Residence, Baruch Porras-Hernandez, and you choose the best ship before the writers are unmasked. The winner is cast off from polite society, and invited back the next month to defend their title. 

Critics are saying:
"... the most despicable literary event possible."
"... an affront to literature."
"It used to be we had to sit in dark, sticky booths to get these kinds of sleazy thrills."
"Come if you are high on marijuana cigarettes and have done sex before."
"... a vile, disgusting event.""Shipwreck will bring you to madness, and you may never return."
"...wonderfully, masterfully, hilariously disgusting."
"...punny sodomy and gross indecency."

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PLEASE NOTE: No children are ever harmed at Shipwreck, and consent and inclusion are paramount. We're not dicks, we just like dick jokes.

Books: 
Staff Pick Logo
Loose Lips: Fanfiction Parodies of Great (and Terrible) Literature from the Smutty Stage of Shipwreck Cover Image
$15.99
ISBN: 9781455566426
Availability: On Our Shelves Now
Published: Grand Central Publishing - September 27th, 2016

Jane Eyre Cover Image
$9.00
ISBN: 9780307455192
Availability: On Our Shelves Now
Published: Vintage Books USA - April 7th, 2009